Which came first...

The following is a joke I just had to share. Now, I know that many of you are a little bit put off by such crudeness, for which I would love to appologize for, but my thought is that until you can learn to laugh at everything, you haven't really learned to find joy. I have often thought of myself as being a bit rude, crude and socially unacceptable, but then those always were the finer qualities and the reason others loved me (LOL - just kidding). Anyway, for those of you who enjoy a laugh... CHICKEN & THE EGG A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on his face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!!" provided by: T.Uy - friend sitting next to me on flight to Atlanta